CustardCartoonsInc's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Hero!]

Nice animation but the whole film needs more of a hook, feels like it's lacking something. It's heartwarming - perhaps if the kid fell and splatted on the floor or something it would add an element of humour. That's just my taste I suppose.

[The 3 Second Collab]

:( OH NOES!

OctoFlash (quote): don't get me wrong, there were some really cool parts (liked the style of the short with the guy who is hit by an apple, i dunno the artist name - didn't look for it) but others are just stupid text! :*-O

:D YO OCTO THAT WAS MY ONE MAN. Glad you liked it - i loved yours!

But yeah :( really sorry Darksoldier after all the effort, but you really should have used your disgression. There were quite a few decent parts in their i found. If you cut out the pointless and badly animated ones like the stickman crossing the road and dying yet still walking, then im sure we could have had a much better collab than this.

Everything else was fine. Really i' give it a 4 - but as im part of it :) i think a 6 is good.

[The Lonely Castle Crasher]

This one hits home hard.

I was raped when i was 5 years old by a Green Castle Crasher who used to eat bananas and then used to shove the peels up my ass.

This animation really hits home hard, because i think it's something that needs to be out there in the newgrounds world. People need to know how unpleasant it is for an unsuspecting person to just be raped by someone who they think is there friend.

Really touching animation, hope to see this in the serious collection soon.

Please make more on a similar level, as i was also raped by a buffalo, a jellyfish, rodger moore and a tub of vaseline.

Thankyou.

LAVAGASM responds:

I too was raped when I was younger, by a many dressed in a clowns outfit. He pulled his penis out and twirled it around to a circus tune.

[Awesome Gaiden]

I don't get it.

Isn't a 100 ton of feathers lighter than a 100 tons of bricks??

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[The Face Collab]

Fantastical!

Aww man! It was so great being part of this experience and collab.

And yes - it truly is great seeing a collab with so many unique art styles! I think we deserve a pat on the back.

Good collab, with a good and consistant host - good job. Hope to work with you again in future.

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TheBoogley responds:

xx? Did you just kiss me? Outrageous!

[Poor Little Deer]

:( YOU KINDA RUINED IT

I like My Cousin Vinnie, good film :(

You kinda ruined it here though.

Sorry mate, first time - i know, i know, but for a first time like this - you should just delete it.

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[TANKMEN 2]

Screw everyone. This was great.

To be perfectly honest, I didn't much care for the first and 1.5 flashes. They were good - just, not great. This however was just brilliant! It wasn't as hilarious, but that didn't matter. It made me smile more. I mean, the Back to the future quip, and that line 'Well you've gone and forgot my birthday again' 'I didn't forget it, I just don't care' 'You black and white son of a gun'. Those lines are actually just classy.

Really good job. A much better job than the ones before, and really, really entertaining. Great animation too.

Well done mate.
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[B-Clock Clockday!]

UGH.

Just pure crap.

Some of these submissions have been crappy, but funny.

This, im afraid, would make even the clock crew sick.

Keep trying, and get better.

[Health Reminder]

Just... how do you do it?

You just deserve every gold star. I don't understand how you come up with new ideas, original animation, and COMEDY.

It's just too much. You're not just a one off, you are actually a talent.

You shit.
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