CustardCartoonsInc's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Lonely Castle Crasher]

This one hits home hard.

I was raped when i was 5 years old by a Green Castle Crasher who used to eat bananas and then used to shove the peels up my ass.

This animation really hits home hard, because i think it's something that needs to be out there in the newgrounds world. People need to know how unpleasant it is for an unsuspecting person to just be raped by someone who they think is there friend.

Really touching animation, hope to see this in the serious collection soon.

Please make more on a similar level, as i was also raped by a buffalo, a jellyfish, rodger moore and a tub of vaseline.

Thankyou.

LAVAGASM responds:

I too was raped when I was younger, by a many dressed in a clowns outfit. He pulled his penis out and twirled it around to a circus tune.

[The Face Collab]

Fantastical!

Aww man! It was so great being part of this experience and collab.

And yes - it truly is great seeing a collab with so many unique art styles! I think we deserve a pat on the back.

Good collab, with a good and consistant host - good job. Hope to work with you again in future.

xx

TheBoogley responds:

xx? Did you just kiss me? Outrageous!

[Connect Two]

A brilliantly unique flash

I, in two words - Loved it.

The variety and skill of flash on this site varies from time to time, and after months of portal spamming - we get things like this. Unique little gems.

There's nothing i like more than something original that only you could pull off, and this does show what you can do when you set yourself to it.

The graphics weren't super - but hey! I'm awful at animating! The fact the effort was there (I did love the graphics on the CONNECT 4 board) and time spent on the idea - it has all come out well for you.

And to agree with the other guy - I could definately see this used in a Pre-School. It's not too long to bore children, and it's definately entertaining.

Well done sir,

Keep it up!

Gary
x

StupidDream responds:

That's always been my intent. When making children's movies, you gotta find a way how to make it understandable to as many people as possible, and as enjoyable.

With both my animations lacking voices or subtitles, any kid from any country that knew what the basic premise behind the game is could probably enjoy this animation. Same with an adult, but that's harder to work with.

Thanks for liking it. Still don't believe it is original or anything, Glad you loved it though.

[Virginia Tech Tribute]

Heart moving.

Hey.

I read up on these killings to day on the BBC website. And to be honest, i didnt think much upon it. This, however quickly it may had been done, was heartmoving and brought attention to the subject. Therefore i will be making a music video tribute to this subject aswell.

As much as describing events, it did take a talent of a flash artist to give it the sad edge, and the music mixed in with the language and images really worked well.

Not the best flash, but a bloody fantastic tribute.

Well done Rena and NN.

x

Little-Rena responds:

Thankyou, this has been in my mind since I saw it on the news last night, I just couldn't make a flash last night.

Thankyou for your comments and the review.

[you can't kill me]

Really... Average...

It's ashame really. I first found your works when you submitted 'Say Something'. I loved it, then i saw your 'Theres no business like show business' frog cartoon - and i loved that more.

This however... wasn't that good. The only bit i really liked was right at the end. The scream made me laugh, and the evil voice was really effective.

I know im a shite flash artist, but the animation i thought was really poor. I've seen so many of your cartoons, and they've all been animated so well. This wasn't, im sorry. But i dont see why people keep saying it is well animated...

It's original for style though, as always.

Well done though, keep them coming x

rtil responds:

i spent a damn day on it jesus

[Magic of Nature]

Something which shouldn't work... but does!

Hey Tonio!
Nice to see you branching off into animation. I was really baffled by this. If someone had come up to me and said 'Wanna see a cartoon of a couple of trees growing.. and thats it' I would of laughed probably, but the way you excecute it is so original... it's something only you would pull off.
You probably don't want to take advice from someone considerably younger than you, but i thought that was nicely done (i didn't think it had glitches at all). Two things I'm not sure on:

1) The beginning, when it says 'Music by so and so etc.', that bit needs music aswell... maybe not big music, just a little tingle so we are prepared for something naturistic and marvelous!

2) Was that all really frame by frame? If it was, jesus how long did it take, or did you just make one tree in a movie clip, and copy n paste, i don't mind if you did that, that's what i'd of done xD

Well done!

TonioMiguel responds:

Yeah, I agree there probably should have been a sound or jingle on the music by part. It was 100 frames and it took about 3 hours I think plus another hour setting up the multiple trees.

[Message from the King]

Heya, nice work!

I don't understand how your scribble tribute to B got a better score than this? The animation in this is really good, lots of effort went into SC. And i really admire how you got the clock crew sounding voice. I've been trying really hard to get that voice synth in my work, but i can't find it online!

Well done Tonio (or should i call you Anthony?)

'B, b, b, b,b'

TonioMiguel responds:

That's a funny story Gary. My mother decided when I was an infant that I would never be a "Tony". I even had a neighbor who had the same name but went by Tony. What's funnier is when I was little Tony and Anthony were two different names. The program is called Speakonia. If you continue to have problems getting it I will put it on my site for you.

[Tribute to SBC's B]

I dont understand it...

It's just a bit... weird... I kind of agree, its just the letter B with a redpeating background... it really doesn't make much sense. It was a bit like your 'Sunshine lollypop's' one. I liked that a bit more cos it had audio and the animation was nice when u moved her head and stuff... this was a bit ordinary... sorry...!

TonioMiguel responds:

No, offense taken and I know I could have done much better than this. It was my own little tribute of SBC's 2001 B moment. I did this in actionscript and its pretty simple. If I had done what I had originally made 100 scribbles I may have had people ubset at me for crashing their computers :-)

[Say Something!]

SAY SOMETHING? WHAAAAT?

Dude, absolutely amazing, nice work! How'd u mix the smileys to make the song! I'm so glad u made that, those bloody smilys always get on my nerves, SAY SOMETHING! WHAT? You make me blush! They are all crap. I like the guy who downloaded them and got all the pop ups lol, very funny, and thanks for adding a link to download the song, not many peeps do that, and i have it on my iriver now :D You should be proud! Keep em coming!

rtil responds:

aight cool thanks

[Timesplitters FP server]

I love TimeSplitters, you did it proud!

Surprisingly i bought TimeSplitters Future Perfect today and I really love it! This flash, though absolutely pointless was very entertaining! I do like the effects, and i give you credit for twice i've submitted and been blammed!
Do more TimeSplitters, perhaps make your own story just like the games (well, 2 and FP anywayz!), well done!

flashTEK responds:

thats a good idea ill hold u to tht