Recent Movie Reviews

Super Hero! Super Hero!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Nice animation but the whole film needs more of a hook, feels like it's lacking something. It's heartwarming - perhaps if the kid fell and splatted on the floor or something it would add an element of humour. That's just my taste I suppose.

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The 3 Second Collab The 3 Second Collab

Rated 3 / 5 stars


OctoFlash (quote): don't get me wrong, there were some really cool parts (liked the style of the short with the guy who is hit by an apple, i dunno the artist name - didn't look for it) but others are just stupid text! :*-O

:D YO OCTO THAT WAS MY ONE MAN. Glad you liked it - i loved yours!

But yeah :( really sorry Darksoldier after all the effort, but you really should have used your disgression. There were quite a few decent parts in their i found. If you cut out the pointless and badly animated ones like the stickman crossing the road and dying yet still walking, then im sure we could have had a much better collab than this.

Everything else was fine. Really i' give it a 4 - but as im part of it :) i think a 6 is good.

The Lonely Castle Crasher The Lonely Castle Crasher

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This one hits home hard.

I was raped when i was 5 years old by a Green Castle Crasher who used to eat bananas and then used to shove the peels up my ass.

This animation really hits home hard, because i think it's something that needs to be out there in the newgrounds world. People need to know how unpleasant it is for an unsuspecting person to just be raped by someone who they think is there friend.

Really touching animation, hope to see this in the serious collection soon.

Please make more on a similar level, as i was also raped by a buffalo, a jellyfish, rodger moore and a tub of vaseline.


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LAVAGASM responds:

I too was raped when I was younger, by a many dressed in a clowns outfit. He pulled his penis out and twirled it around to a circus tune.

Recent Game Reviews

Wooglings Wooglings

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Perfect for kids.

Reminds me of Lemmings a lot!

But is it humiliating to say i got stuck on the fourth level :P


impossible quiz trubute impossible quiz trubute

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Hey man!

For a pretty basic game - it really kept me hooked for some reason i dont really know xD

But yeah, :( i've always wanted to make a game like this - i just dont know what actionscript it requires.

Nice music choice too xx

Platform Racing Platform Racing

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game!

Well done guys, great game.

Only criticism is some of the aspects. Such as the box's. It's hard to hit the final box at the end of the level, so it results in people spending ages trying to hit it. Also, if you get trodden on, you shrink and it wastes time. This aspect is very unreliable, because sometimes you get hurt and shrink from just getting run into.

This can all be worked out though for a sequel xD WELL DONE!

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Recent Audio Reviews

Now You're a Hero instrumental Now You're a Hero instrumental

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It's a very pleasant instrumental!

I think it's a great instrumental by itself,

part of me thinks 'it's made better with the lyrics',
and another part of me thinks that this should have just been left as an instrumental song.

I don't know how you feel about it,

but it's a very lovely and pleasant piece :) well done.


Reachground responds:

Thanks a lot :)

I think the instrumental is ok, but if I hadn't added lyrics then neither the song nor the game would have reached such a huge audience I think.

Carribean Dance Carribean Dance

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Charming, yet funky!

Well as soon as it gets going it's really addictive and lovely, however i wouldnt say it was carribean, thats more for steel pan drums etc. I would say this is more 'Moon Love' than 'Carribean Dance'. Still, a bloody good song, I shall use that in one of my flashes for sure!

Quickbeam responds:

Cool. I hope you do use it.